Obama Daily Waffles

The Year in Baracksploitation

The good folks at InfoMania put together this retrospective on Barack-inspired gadgets, dolls, and food products—including our beloved Obama Waffles. It's nice to know that capitalism is still alive and well under the current socialist-leaning administration.

In honor of our fellow entrepreneurs, we're slashing prices on OBAMA WAFFLES! We've sold thousands of boxes at $10. Now, they're just $4/box! WOW! Stock up and save 60%. To avoid bitter disappointment, get yours today. Once they're gone, there'll be no more waffles . . . except by our Waffler In Chief.

Birthgate Update: Columbo Searches for Obama's Records

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean running the country is very important and — ah — I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once! Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track.

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island , Sir? No? I didn't think so...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are — I — I have them written down here somewhere — I'll just read it to you. Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — "Not available"
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records — Not available
9. Law practice client list — Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
12. Record of your baptism — Not available  

Oh and one more thing, Senator, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir? Oh but, hey — listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now — I mean — tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out.

I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. 

[We'd like to thank the author of this clever guest editorial, although we have been unable to track him/her down.]

BIRTHGATE UPDATE: Pelosi Waffles on Obama Certificate of Nomination

WorldNetDaily has reported evidence suggesting that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi knows more about Barack Obama's eligibility to serve as president than she is publicly admitting. At issue are two internal documents both dated August 28, 2008.

Entitled "Official Certification of Nomination," these documents appear on Democratic National Committee (DNC) stationary and purport to certify Barack Obama and Joe Biden's eligibility to serve as president and vice president.

The documents are virtually identical—with one primary difference. The first version includes this language with regard to then-candidates Obama and Biden, who "are legally qualified to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution":

However, the second document omits the statement verifying the eligibility of these candidates. As WND points out, the two documents appear to be "identical, down to a typographical error in 'through.'" The other difference is the stamped date of receipt by the election committee the following day, August 29, 2008:

 

WND picked up this breaking story from a piece in the Canada Free Press written by commentator, JB Williams. WND is now asking the logical question: Is Nancy Pelosi in on eligibility cover-up? Williams thinks so. He writes, "Now this is the stuff real conspiracies are made of! Please allow me to connect the dots . . . The DNC drafted, signed and notarized TWO slightly different versions of their Official Certification of Nomination documents, not one."

Williams adds, "One of those documents had complete legal language, and one of them was missing the text concerning the constitutional eligibility of Barack Hussein Obama. The version which is absent any certification of constitutional standing for the office of president is the version that was filed with every state in the country, and the one used by the DNC to elect Barack Obama."

If both documents prove to be authentic it's clear Nancy Pelosi waffled . . . or worse.

Williams believes "the fact that TWO DNC Certifications exist, both signed, dated and notarized by the same individuals on the same day, means that a very real conspiracy to commit election fraud was under way, and since it took until six months after the election to uncover it, the conspiracy was indeed successful."

To his credit, Williams double checked the Republican National Committee's nomination form and found "the RNC nomination form filed with the states certifies that John McCain met all constitutional requirements for the Office of President."

The makers of Obama Waffles are pleased to present a free box of waffles to JB Williams for his stellar reporting.

WorldNetDaily Films Presents Birth-gate DVD

Just in time for Barack Obama's birthday, on August 4th WND Films released a "A Question of Eligibility: Is Obama's Presidency Constitutionally Legitimate?" WorldNetDaily founder Joseph Farah says, "What we have produced here is a compelling and shocking documentary that will appeal both to those already steeped in the details of the eligibility story and those who need a video introduction to the major issues."

Filmed in Washington, D.C., Farah believes the facts revealed in "A Question of Eligibility" will "keep Obama awake at night. This eligibility issue is the only issue that threatens not only the future of his presidency, but almost everything he thinks he has already accomplished as president."

The 60-minute documentary features interviews with Alan Keyes, Dr. Jerome Corsi, Orly Taitz, and Janet Porter and is available here.
Below is a 90-second trailer.

Obama's Muslim Roots Exposed: We Were Right

When we introduced our OBAMA WAFFLES political satire last fall, we were blasted for placing Obama on the top of the box dressed in a turban. The point we were making was simply to indicate there was some debate about his Muslim background. He denied any connection, but there was evidence to the contrary. Whoopi Goldberg and the girls on ABC's THE VIEW were especially upset at that depiction, claiming Obama had nothing to do with the Muslim faith.

Looks like we were right and our critics were wrong.

ABC News reported last night that Team Obama is admitting that Pres. Barack Hussein Obama has, in fact, Muslim roots. They cite Denis McDonough, Obama's National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications, as saying, "the President himself experienced Islam on three continents before he was able to—or before he's been able to visit, really, the heart of the Islamic world—you know, growing up in Indonesia, having a Muslim father—obviously Muslim Americans (are) a key part of Illinois and Chicago."

That's pretty amazing from Pres. Obama, a guy who once attempted to distance himself from his own middle name, as ABC News reported last year and who also claimed that those who said he had Muslim roots were "just making stuff up." Frankly, we don't care if he IS a Muslim, we'd just like the truth without the waffling.

In true wafflicious fashion, Obama is now waffling on his previous denials. When speaking to the Turkish Parliament on April 6, 2009, Obama talked about how many "Americans have Muslims in their families or have lived in a Muslim majority country. I know, because I am one of them."

And, ABC reporters Jake Tapper and Sunien Miller observe, "Since the election . . . with the threat of the rumors at least somewhat abated, the White House has been increasingly forthcoming about the president's roots. Especially when reaching out to the Muslim world."

Suddenly it looks like we were prophetic.

What's next? Maybe the White House will finally start admitting Obama is a socialist, too.

Angie Harmon: To Disagree With Obama Isn't Racist

Actress Angie Harmon doesn't need a teleprompter to know what to say—unlike our current president who relies heavily on a wide-screen version so big it rivals a movie screen. Harmon, who starred in Baywatch Nights and Law & Order, has annoyed her liberal buddies in Follywood by going "off script"—she refuses to tow the party line on Barack Obama's socialist policies. After speaking her mind, the starlet has been blasted as being a racist.

We know the feeling. That's exactly what happened with our Obama Waffles political satire when Whoopi Goldberg attacked us on The View.

"Here's my problem with this," Harmon said last week in Los Angeles, as reported by FOX NEWS. "I'm  just going to come out and say it. If I have anything against Obama it's not because I'm a racist, it's because I don't like what he's doing as President and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him you're called a racist."

Disagreement is a fundamental right of a free society.

She adds, "But it has nothing to do with it, I don’t care what color he is. I’m just not crazy about what he's doing and I heard all about this, and he’s gonna do that and change and change, so okay … I'm still dressing for a recession over here buddy and we've got unemployment at an all-time high and that was his number one thing and that's the thing I really don't appreciate. If I'm going to disagree with my President, that doesn't make me a racist. If I was to disagree with W, that doesn't make me racist. It has nothing to do with it, it is ridiculous."

Alan Keyes Unplugged: Stop Obama or US "will cease to exist"

"Obama is a radical communist," so says former presidential hopeful, Alan Keyes, who has voiced his harshest criticism to date about the direction Barack Obama is leading America. "He is going to destroy this country," says Keyes, "and we are either going to stop him or the United States of America is going to cease to exist." And Keyes is just warming up . . .

In an interview with KHAS-TV, Keyes takes aim at Obama's radical positions on infanticide, immigration, and Obama's "insane" stimulus package, saying, "We are claiming that a bankrupt government can save a bankrupt banking system . . . and we're all acting like the laws of economics have been repealed and we can actually afford to foot the bill with money nobody's got, this is insane."

Ambassador Keyes explained why he doesn't refer to Obama as "president": "According to the Constitution, in order to be eligible for president you have to be a natural born citizen. He has refused to provide proof. I'm not sure he's even president of the United States."

That the same doubt bothers retired Major General Carroll D. Childers, who served America for 38 years. In this article, Childers said, "What I really want is the truth; is Obama a natural born citizen of the United States. If not a natural born citizen, America has been defrauded and then we would be stuck with Joe Biden whose only redeeming attribute is that he is probably not a communist."

The Night We Waved Goodbye to America—Our Last Hope on Earth

Today, the Electoral College meets to officially certify president-elect Barack Obama as the next United States President. While today is a day of celebrating for Obama supporters both at home and abroad, not everyone believes this is the change America needs. Peter Hitchens, a Conservative Member of the British Parliament and brother of atheist Christopher Hitchens, author of God is Not Great, weighs in on America's future in the follow op ed piece:

By Peter Hitchens

Anyone would think we had just elected a hip, skinny and youthful replacement for God, with a plan to modernize Heaven and Hell – or that at the very least John Lennon had come back from the dead.

The swooning frenzy over the choice of Barack Obama as President of the United States must be one of the most absurd waves of self-deception and swirling fantasy ever to sweep through an advanced civilization. At least Mandela-worship – its nearest equivalent – is focused on a man who actually did something.

Birthgate Update: Supremes Reject Appeal

The U.S. Supreme Court will not entertain an emergency appeal contesting president-elect Barack Obama's eligibility to become president. The appeal, filed by Leo Donofrio, a retired New Jersey lawyer, maintained that, while Obama was born in Hawaii, Obama actually had dual nationality upon his birth. Obama's mother was an American and his Kenyan father was a British subject at the time.

Donofrio maintains this dual citizenship means Obama does not meet the Constitution's provision requiring the president be a "natural born citizen." The court offered no comment for its rejection of the appeal.

This news comes as a blow to Joe Biden who would have been next in line for the Oval Office had the Supremes disqualified Obama.

And yet, the audacity of hope springs eternal for Biden—the high court has yet to determine the fate of Philip Berg's appeal which maintains that Barack Obama was born in Kenya, not Hawaii.

Kenyan Ambassador Confirms Obama Birthplace

There's a new development in Barack Obama's ongoing Birth-Gate controversy. On November 6, radio talk show host Mike Clark of "Mike in the Morning" on WRIF, Detroit, placed a call to the Embassy of Kenya located in Wash., D.C. in which Ambassador Peter Ogego states the birthplace of president elect Barack Obama in Kenya is a well-known landmark.

Joining Mike in the phone call were co-hosts Trudi Daniels and Marc Fellhauer. Here's a partial transcript of the exchange:

Clark: "We want to congratulate you on Barack Obama, our new president, and you must be very proud."

Ogego: "We are. We are. We are also proud of the U.S. for having made history as well."

Fellhauer: "One more quick question, President-elect Obama's birthplace over in Kenya, is that going to be a national spot to go visit, where he was born?"

Ogego: "It's already an attraction. His paternal grandmother is still alive."

Fellhauer: "His birthplace, they'll put up a marker there?"

Ogego: "It would depend on the government. It's already well known."

The entire interview with Ambassador Ogego can be heard at WorldNetDaily.com, which is also petitioning for the public release of Barack Obama's original birth certificate before the Electoral College certifies the election results. Close to 100,000 have signed the petition which is available here.