Obama Daily Waffles

Sarah Palin Going Rogue; Hunts for Mooseburger Helper

On the heels of her Oprah visit, "Sarah Palin" took time out of her busy schedule promoting Going Rogue to plug our Mooseburger Helper—probably because it's locked 'n loaded with mac 'n cheese flavor:

If you're on the hunt for the perfect White Elephant Gift this Christmas, order several boxes of Mooseburger Helper today!

A special thanks to Patsy Gilbert, our incredible Sarah Palin impersonator, and Stephen Morgan of the Orlando, FL-based StudioTown Media for his production services.

WorldNetDaily Films Presents Birth-gate DVD

Just in time for Barack Obama's birthday, on August 4th WND Films released a "A Question of Eligibility: Is Obama's Presidency Constitutionally Legitimate?" WorldNetDaily founder Joseph Farah says, "What we have produced here is a compelling and shocking documentary that will appeal both to those already steeped in the details of the eligibility story and those who need a video introduction to the major issues."

Filmed in Washington, D.C., Farah believes the facts revealed in "A Question of Eligibility" will "keep Obama awake at night. This eligibility issue is the only issue that threatens not only the future of his presidency, but almost everything he thinks he has already accomplished as president."

The 60-minute documentary features interviews with Alan Keyes, Dr. Jerome Corsi, Orly Taitz, and Janet Porter and is available here.
Below is a 90-second trailer.

President-Elect Barack Obama's Weekly YouTube Address 1/3/09

In this weekly YouTube address, President-elect Barack Obama offered a retread of his first four broadcasts, with one notable change. This time out Obama is proposing the creation of 3 million new jobs, up from a previously announced goal of "saving or creating 2.5 million jobs."

Also noteworthy is Obama's claim that 80% of these 3 million new jobs will be in the private sector. As Jake Tapper, ABC News' Senior White House correspondent points out, Obama's stimulus package will translate into the creation of 600,000 new government jobs. We predict once Obama is in officehe'll waffle on those numbers faster than you can say "Obama Waffles."

Obama's First Weekly Address on YouTube

Yesterday, Senator Barack Obama presented his first weekly address to the nation via YouTube. About three minutes into the prepared statement, Obama pitched the idea of giving "every child a world-class education." That's a tad vague. When Obama says "every child," does he mean every American child? Would the Obama plan include every illegal alien child?

And, when Obama says "world-class education," is he advocating homeschooling? After all, homeschooling produces better students—although we doubt that's what Obama has in mind.

However defined, there's no indication how Sen. Obama plans to pay for his lofty goal—except that we all have to "pitch in." My decoder ring says "pitch in" is code language for "more taxes."

It's Time To Move To Canada

Memo to entrepreneurs, small business owners, and achievers: Hold on to your wallets—or move to Canada. President Elect Barack Obama is ready to spread the wealth around, even though this Marxist ideology has been a failure whenever it's been tried. Obama Kool-Aid drinker, Democrat Jim Moran, illustrates Obama's passion for taking money from those who have worked hard to earn it and then redistribute it to those who haven't worked for it.

Obama fan Peggy Joseph can't wait. Why? She says she won't have to worry about her mortgage or putting gas in her car because Obama will take care of her.

Obama Flips-Off McCain

Barack Obama extended his middle finger while congratulating John McCain's effort on the campaign trail. We'd say Obama's "flip-off" gesture is just the latest example of Obama's waffling on his pledge to keep this election positive.

$150,000 REWARD Offered For Video Tape Held Hostage By LA TIMES

Yesterday, Aston Grimaldi II posted a letter in which he is offering $150K for the release of a 2003 video tape where Barack Obama appeared at a banquet in which he talked about his personal friendship with Rashid Khalidi, a spokesman for the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO). Such footage would be damaging to Obama's run for president considering that at the time of the banquet, the PLO was a U.S.-designated terror organization.

To date, the Los Angeles Times has surpressed the release of the tape.

Pop Quiz: How would the LA Times handle a damaging video tape of John McCain linking him to a terrorist organization if it came into their possession?

1. They'd use every legal measure to prevent its release, even if that required seeking a court order.
2. They'd wait until after he was sworn into office and it was too late to do any damage to the candidate.
3. They'd trip over themselves to get it posted on their website and circulating on YouTube within five minutes of opening the package.

Read more on this story at McCain Slams LA Times for Double Standard in Withholding Obama-Khalidi Tape.
 

Woman Goes to Jail Over Unpaid Waffle House Tab

We, the makers of Obama Waffles, have been inspired to make our first charitable donation.

Earlier this week, 66-year-old Maryanne O'Neill chose to go to jail instead of paying for her meal at a Waffle House in Fort Pierce, Florida. After downing a sandwich and coffee, she started to leave without paying. An oversight? Nope. When a Waffle House worker asked for the $7.45, O'Neill refused to pay.

The police were summoned. When given another chance to make good on her tab, O'Neill refused once again. She, in turn, was carted off to spend the night in jail for "defrauding an innkeeper." It's unclear if she was unhappy with the service, the food, or just didn't have the means to pay.

When we learned that O'Neill faces up to sixty days in jail and a fine of $500, we gladly submitted a $10 check payable to the Waffle House to cover her meal and the cost of a tip. We tossed in a box of Obama Waffles as an added bonus. After all, we feel their pain over the loss of revenue during these difficult economic times.

By the way, as far as we can determine, this payment of $10 to settle Maryanne O'Neill's Waffle House debt is more than Barack Obama has given to support his brother, George Obama, who lives in a 6' x 10' hut in the slums of Kenya. According to published reports, the multimillionaire Obama hasn't sent his brother any financial assistance.

Sarah Palin Superhero Cards: Limited Edition

West Wing Waffles proudly presents the hottest new collectible: Election '08 Superhero Cards! 

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, descending from the Alaskan tundra, it's Sarah Barracuda. Be the first on your block to own a piece of history.

This is no ordinary woman—and this is no ordinary Superhero Card. Measuring 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" it's a supersized Superhero Card.

There are two ways to buy. Be among the first 500 who order a box of MOOSEBURGER HELPER and get a FREE Superhero card with every box purchased. What a deal! Or, since we believe in freedom of choice, you may also choose to order the Sarah Barracuda card individually. Either way, order today! Supplies are limited.

What will we think of next? Will Jokin' Joe Biden have his own card? Stay tuned for more action-packed fun and adventure from the makers of Obama Waffles and Mooseburger Helper.

New Obama Waffles Refrigerator Magnet

And now for a shameless product plug . . . by popular demand, we've created the official Obama Waffles refrigerator magnet. It sticks to your fridge better than Sen. Obama sticks to his positions on the issues. This is a limited edition Election 08 Collectible. Order today to avoid bitter disappointment.