Obama Daily Waffles

BIRTHGATE UPDATE: Pelosi Waffles on Obama Certificate of Nomination

WorldNetDaily has reported evidence suggesting that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi knows more about Barack Obama's eligibility to serve as president than she is publicly admitting. At issue are two internal documents both dated August 28, 2008.

Entitled "Official Certification of Nomination," these documents appear on Democratic National Committee (DNC) stationary and purport to certify Barack Obama and Joe Biden's eligibility to serve as president and vice president.

The documents are virtually identical—with one primary difference. The first version includes this language with regard to then-candidates Obama and Biden, who "are legally qualified to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution":

However, the second document omits the statement verifying the eligibility of these candidates. As WND points out, the two documents appear to be "identical, down to a typographical error in 'through.'" The other difference is the stamped date of receipt by the election committee the following day, August 29, 2008:

 

WND picked up this breaking story from a piece in the Canada Free Press written by commentator, JB Williams. WND is now asking the logical question: Is Nancy Pelosi in on eligibility cover-up? Williams thinks so. He writes, "Now this is the stuff real conspiracies are made of! Please allow me to connect the dots . . . The DNC drafted, signed and notarized TWO slightly different versions of their Official Certification of Nomination documents, not one."

Williams adds, "One of those documents had complete legal language, and one of them was missing the text concerning the constitutional eligibility of Barack Hussein Obama. The version which is absent any certification of constitutional standing for the office of president is the version that was filed with every state in the country, and the one used by the DNC to elect Barack Obama."

If both documents prove to be authentic it's clear Nancy Pelosi waffled . . . or worse.

Williams believes "the fact that TWO DNC Certifications exist, both signed, dated and notarized by the same individuals on the same day, means that a very real conspiracy to commit election fraud was under way, and since it took until six months after the election to uncover it, the conspiracy was indeed successful."

To his credit, Williams double checked the Republican National Committee's nomination form and found "the RNC nomination form filed with the states certifies that John McCain met all constitutional requirements for the Office of President."

The makers of Obama Waffles are pleased to present a free box of waffles to JB Williams for his stellar reporting.

Obama's Muslim Roots Exposed: We Were Right

When we introduced our OBAMA WAFFLES political satire last fall, we were blasted for placing Obama on the top of the box dressed in a turban. The point we were making was simply to indicate there was some debate about his Muslim background. He denied any connection, but there was evidence to the contrary. Whoopi Goldberg and the girls on ABC's THE VIEW were especially upset at that depiction, claiming Obama had nothing to do with the Muslim faith.

Looks like we were right and our critics were wrong.

ABC News reported last night that Team Obama is admitting that Pres. Barack Hussein Obama has, in fact, Muslim roots. They cite Denis McDonough, Obama's National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications, as saying, "the President himself experienced Islam on three continents before he was able to—or before he's been able to visit, really, the heart of the Islamic world—you know, growing up in Indonesia, having a Muslim father—obviously Muslim Americans (are) a key part of Illinois and Chicago."

That's pretty amazing from Pres. Obama, a guy who once attempted to distance himself from his own middle name, as ABC News reported last year and who also claimed that those who said he had Muslim roots were "just making stuff up." Frankly, we don't care if he IS a Muslim, we'd just like the truth without the waffling.

In true wafflicious fashion, Obama is now waffling on his previous denials. When speaking to the Turkish Parliament on April 6, 2009, Obama talked about how many "Americans have Muslims in their families or have lived in a Muslim majority country. I know, because I am one of them."

And, ABC reporters Jake Tapper and Sunien Miller observe, "Since the election . . . with the threat of the rumors at least somewhat abated, the White House has been increasingly forthcoming about the president's roots. Especially when reaching out to the Muslim world."

Suddenly it looks like we were prophetic.

What's next? Maybe the White House will finally start admitting Obama is a socialist, too.

Angie Harmon: To Disagree With Obama Isn't Racist

Actress Angie Harmon doesn't need a teleprompter to know what to say—unlike our current president who relies heavily on a wide-screen version so big it rivals a movie screen. Harmon, who starred in Baywatch Nights and Law & Order, has annoyed her liberal buddies in Follywood by going "off script"—she refuses to tow the party line on Barack Obama's socialist policies. After speaking her mind, the starlet has been blasted as being a racist.

We know the feeling. That's exactly what happened with our Obama Waffles political satire when Whoopi Goldberg attacked us on The View.

"Here's my problem with this," Harmon said last week in Los Angeles, as reported by FOX NEWS. "I'm  just going to come out and say it. If I have anything against Obama it's not because I'm a racist, it's because I don't like what he's doing as President and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him you're called a racist."

Disagreement is a fundamental right of a free society.

She adds, "But it has nothing to do with it, I don’t care what color he is. I’m just not crazy about what he's doing and I heard all about this, and he’s gonna do that and change and change, so okay … I'm still dressing for a recession over here buddy and we've got unemployment at an all-time high and that was his number one thing and that's the thing I really don't appreciate. If I'm going to disagree with my President, that doesn't make me a racist. If I was to disagree with W, that doesn't make me racist. It has nothing to do with it, it is ridiculous."

Obama Carnival Float Racism in the Sky?

On Monday, February 23, the Associated Press released a photo by Frank Augstein (see below) featuring a flying "Angel" President Barack Obama hovering over a carnival float in Duesseldorf, Germany.

Evidently, reporter Joan Lowy, whose hit piece blasted us for selling our Obama Waffles with the allegedly racial stereotypes of "popping eyes and big, thick lips" is mum on the parade. If you want to talk about "thick lips" this float takes the cake—and what about that big cheesy, Sambo grin? . . . how about those ears, no exaggeration there, eh Joan?

Maybe the real issue is that, according to progressives on the left, it's okay to use political satire when Obama is swooping down to save the world (notice how he's pulling Europe along for the ride) but not when the political satire points out Obama's waffling on the issues.
 

President Obama on MAD: Racial Stereotype or Fair Satire?

It's a mad, mad world and leave it to the folks at MAD magazine to capture the challenges President Barack Obama will face—not in his first 100 days, but in Obama's first 100 minutes. While funny in a sad way, the question persists: does the caricature of President Obama on the cover of Mad represent a racial slur? Or is it fair political satire?

After all, Obama is depicted with bulging eyes and thick lips—which are hurtful racial stereotypes according to Whoopi Goldberg on ABC's the View, at least that was her accusation when she was busy blasting our Obama Waffles.

Where's the outcry, Whoopi? Why aren't you offended by the exaggerated characteristics of Obama on the MAD cover? Or, are you cool with bulging eyes and thick lips as long as they're not on a box of waffle mix lampooning the waffling of your candidate?

It's not the first time Barack H. Obama made MAD. Obama was featured on the September 2008 cover. That time around, MAD depicted him with their famous exaggerated Alfred E. Newman ears treatment. Interestingly, there hasn't been a peep of protest from the left after either edition hit the streets. Can you say "Double Standard"?

 

Alan Keyes Speaks Out on the Obama Birth-Gate Crisis

Ambassador Dr. Alan Keyes continues his legal battle to discover whether President-elect Barack Obama is eligible to serve as America's 44th president. On January 15, 2009, lawyers for Alan Keyes subpoenaed Obama's Occidental College records for use in the case of Keyes v. Bowen. For a PDF download of Dr. Keyes petition, click here. For a PDF of the Occidental College subpoena, click here.

Meanwhile, in this new interview, Alan Keyes, who ran for president in 2008, questions why Barack Obama has spent upwards of $1 million to conceal the original copy of his birth certificate and explains what happens to the rule of law if and when we, as a nation, fail to uphold the Constitution.

Choc-O-Bama: Obama The Candy Man

The makers of Choc-O-Bama believe they have the perfect gift to commemorate president-elect Barack Obama: an edible milk chocolate souvenir sporting Obama's likeness and the slogan, "Change We Can Sink Our Teeth Into."

But is it a sweet idea or racist to the core?

That depends. Whoopi Goldberg blasted our Obama Waffles on national TV as racist without inviting us on The View to discuss our political satire. She'd probably have a meltdown over Choc-O-Bama.

We, however, think these confectioners might be on to something, considering Obama's acting like the Candy Man with his proposal to "save or create" 2.5 million 3 million 4 million new jobs, not to mention Obama's plan to spread the wealth around, spending almost $1 trillion that isn't his in the first place.

Either way, the American entrepreneurial spirit knows no boundaries. You've gotta wonder whether Choc-O-Bama will suffer the same PC pressure as did the Talking Obama Doll banned by Walgreen.

Sarah Palin in Video: How Obama Got Elected

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin comments on the tasteless treatment of her family by ABC's The View and Saturday Night Live, and the double standard treatment by the press, among other issues, in this excerpt from the soon-to-be released documentary film, "How Obama Got Elected."

Unfortunately, Gov. Palin wasn't asked for a comment on our Sarah Palin's Kickin' Mooseburger Helper. Perhaps filmmaker John Ziegler will add that nugget to his exposé. Inquiring minds want to know.

If Sarah Wasn't Qualified, Neither is Caroline by a long shot

We couldn't have said it better . . . this just in from NationalReviewOnline.com:

A Media Morality Tale by Victor Davis Hanson

The putative Caroline Kennedy candidacy for senator has had the odd effect of reopening the media can of worms treatment of Gov. Palin. Compared to Sarah Palin's almost immediate immersion into crowds and public speaking, Kennedy seems like a deer in the headlights before the media that is either ignored or asked to submit written questions. Palin was a natural; Kennedy can't finish a single sentence without "You know" or "I mean." Palin's family saga and daily grind were populist to the core; Kennedy is a creature of a few blocks' radius in Manhattan and Martha's Vineyard.

"Barack the Magic Negro" song Racist or Political Satire?

Syndicated Los Angeles talk radio host, Larry Elder, who happens to be an African-American, is known to his audience as the "Sage From South Central." When he's not sizzling on air, he's skewering liberal sacred cows with his pen. He latest book is "Stupid Black Men." The following commentary appeared in Townhall on January 1, 2009:

Obama the Magic Negro-Gate by Larry Elder

This is how the whole thing started.

David Ehrenstein, a writer who happens to be black and liberal, wrote an opinion piece in March 2007 in the Los Angeles Times called "Obama the 'Magic Negro.'" He argued that whites, according to sociologists, stereotype blacks as "dangerous." But whites consider Obama accessible, likeable and "benign." This, according to Ehrenstein, explains Obama's "crossover" appeal. 

The article insults a) Obama, by virtually ignoring his effectiveness as a candidate, b) whites, by accusing them of voting for Obama merely to assuage their own guilt, and c) Sidney Poitier, the brilliant, groundbreaking actor, for ascribing his success to whites who find him safe and non-threatening. The article produced virtually no outcry. 

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh then aired a song parody -- set to the music of "Puff the Magic Dragon" -- called "Barack the Magic Negro."