Introducing MOOSEBURGER HELPER

Republicans love her . . . the Dems loath her. Either way there's no question that Sarah Palin has energized the 2008 election race. Swooping down from the Alaskan frontier, Sarah's setting her sites set on changing Washington politics. In honor of this  moose-hunting mom we—the makers of Obama Waffles—have created our next edible collectible: MOOSEBURGER HELPER. It's Locked & Loaded with Flavor.

Yes, your hunt for a new flavor sensation is over. Each box of MOOSEBURGER HELPER contains snowflake and real moose-shaped pasta and a delicious Wisconsin cheddar cheese sauce. Just add moose meat for a robust treat. (City dwellers may substitute hamburger.) While feasting on a heaping helping, enjoy the playful political satire on the box.

As Sarah says, "I use all natural ingredients, as pure as the Alaskan tundra . . . that is, before Todd trampled it with his snowmachine."

Choosy mothers and maverick males are eating up this cheesy mac dish. The first 500 boxes sold will include one Sarah Palin Superhero card.  Click here to preorder your collectible box today! Supplies are limited.

Now you can enjoy Obama Waffles for breakfast and Mooseburger Helper for dinner.

Bon Appétit!

Comments

[DuckSoup]

Mac & Geese--LOLOLOL, love it!