Obama Daily Waffles

Obama Bows to the Burger King

There's a whole lotta bowing going on . . . first President Obama bowed to the King Abdulla of Saudi Arabia and then to the Japanese Emperor Akihito . . . and now it seems Obama's back home bowing again:

Sarah Palin Going Rogue; Hunts for Mooseburger Helper

On the heels of her Oprah visit, "Sarah Palin" took time out of her busy schedule promoting Going Rogue to plug our Mooseburger Helper—probably because it's locked 'n loaded with mac 'n cheese flavor:

If you're on the hunt for the perfect White Elephant Gift this Christmas, order several boxes of Mooseburger Helper today!

A special thanks to Patsy Gilbert, our incredible Sarah Palin impersonator, and Stephen Morgan of the Orlando, FL-based StudioTown Media for his production services.

Texas Gov. Says Obama Making America a Socialist Country

Last week Texas Gov. Rick Perry blasted President Obama's health care plan, saying, "This is an administration hell-bent on taking America toward a socialist country—and we ought not be afraid to say that because that's what it is." 

Going a step further, the Texas governor said, "This administration is passed 'I don't care about Texas.' I think this administration is interested in punishing Texas." Perry has the evidence to backup his claim—evidence ignored by the major media. Watch as Gov. Perry exposes the damage Obama's "Alien Transfer and Exit Program" will have on the Lone Star State:

Obama Waffles on Afghanistan

On July 11, 2008, president wannabe Barack Obama bashed President Bush's Afghanistan policy, saying, "We allowed the Taliban and Al Qaeda to regenerate itself when we had them on the ropes. That was a big mistake, and it's one I'm going to correct when I'm president." 

On October 8, 2008, Mr.  Obama offered this assessment during the presidential debates: "We took our eye off Afghanistan. We took our eye off the folks who perpetrated 9/11." The folks? You mean the terrorists, right?

On December, 28, 2008, the president-elect said "we took our eye off the ball [in Afghanistan] when we invaded Iraq" and promised that disrupting the ability of terrorists to train in Afghanistan and attack America was "my number one priority as president of the United States."

Then came the inevitable Obama waffle:

For months Gen. Stanley McChrystal has been requesting additional troops to defeat the insurgents in Afghanistan—without them the general warned our mission would be at risk. The White House appears to have turned a deaf ear, considering the fact that Gen. McChrystal has only had the opportunity to speak with the president 1 time in 70 days—while troop losses continued to mount.

Meanwhile, President Obama found plenty of time to hang out with golf legend Arnold Palmer in the Oval Office and jet off to Copenhagen to lobby the Olympic Committee on behalf of Chicago. That's strange behavior from the Commander in Chief who assured us winning in Afghanistan would be his "number one" priority as president.

Why the reluctance to get the job done?

On September 21, 2009 President Obama told ABC's Charles Gibson, "Until I am satisfied that we've got the right strategy, I'm not going to be sending some young man or woman over there beyond what we already have."

The right strategy? What did President Obama mean, then, back on March 27, 2009 when he said, "Today, I am announcing a comprehensive, new strategy for Afghanistan and Pakistan. And this marks the conclusion of a careful policy review . . . that I ordered as soon as I took office"?

Guess he had the right strategy before he didn't have the right strategy.

 

BIRTHGATE UPDATE: Pelosi Waffles on Obama Certificate of Nomination

WorldNetDaily has reported evidence suggesting that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi knows more about Barack Obama's eligibility to serve as president than she is publicly admitting. At issue are two internal documents both dated August 28, 2008.

Entitled "Official Certification of Nomination," these documents appear on Democratic National Committee (DNC) stationary and purport to certify Barack Obama and Joe Biden's eligibility to serve as president and vice president.

The documents are virtually identical—with one primary difference. The first version includes this language with regard to then-candidates Obama and Biden, who "are legally qualified to serve under the provisions of the United States Constitution":

However, the second document omits the statement verifying the eligibility of these candidates. As WND points out, the two documents appear to be "identical, down to a typographical error in 'through.'" The other difference is the stamped date of receipt by the election committee the following day, August 29, 2008:

 

WND picked up this breaking story from a piece in the Canada Free Press written by commentator, JB Williams. WND is now asking the logical question: Is Nancy Pelosi in on eligibility cover-up? Williams thinks so. He writes, "Now this is the stuff real conspiracies are made of! Please allow me to connect the dots . . . The DNC drafted, signed and notarized TWO slightly different versions of their Official Certification of Nomination documents, not one."

Williams adds, "One of those documents had complete legal language, and one of them was missing the text concerning the constitutional eligibility of Barack Hussein Obama. The version which is absent any certification of constitutional standing for the office of president is the version that was filed with every state in the country, and the one used by the DNC to elect Barack Obama."

If both documents prove to be authentic it's clear Nancy Pelosi waffled . . . or worse.

Williams believes "the fact that TWO DNC Certifications exist, both signed, dated and notarized by the same individuals on the same day, means that a very real conspiracy to commit election fraud was under way, and since it took until six months after the election to uncover it, the conspiracy was indeed successful."

To his credit, Williams double checked the Republican National Committee's nomination form and found "the RNC nomination form filed with the states certifies that John McCain met all constitutional requirements for the Office of President."

The makers of Obama Waffles are pleased to present a free box of waffles to JB Williams for his stellar reporting.

National Waffle Week: Obama Waffles in the Spotlight

Since it's National Waffle Week—not to be confused with National Waffle Day on August 24th—we think it's fitting for waffle lovers everywhere to stock up on Barack Obama's breakfast of choice.

Always hungry for a great waffle scoop, DJ Layne Roberts, A.K.A. "The Doctor" on Penn's Peak Radio, had a tasty conversation this morning with Mark Whitlock, co-founder of Obama Waffles.

Use this audio player to listen to the show while you order a fresh box of Obama Waffles featuring Change You Can Taste!

WorldNetDaily Films Presents Birth-gate DVD

Just in time for Barack Obama's birthday, on August 4th WND Films released a "A Question of Eligibility: Is Obama's Presidency Constitutionally Legitimate?" WorldNetDaily founder Joseph Farah says, "What we have produced here is a compelling and shocking documentary that will appeal both to those already steeped in the details of the eligibility story and those who need a video introduction to the major issues."

Filmed in Washington, D.C., Farah believes the facts revealed in "A Question of Eligibility" will "keep Obama awake at night. This eligibility issue is the only issue that threatens not only the future of his presidency, but almost everything he thinks he has already accomplished as president."

The 60-minute documentary features interviews with Alan Keyes, Dr. Jerome Corsi, Orly Taitz, and Janet Porter and is available here.
Below is a 90-second trailer.

President Obama Gets Schooled on School Lunches

"You'll Lose Your Lunch" is a cartoon spoof of Barack Obama's policies worthy of MAD Magazine. Hats off to BIGFURHAT and the folks at iOwnTheWorld.com for another biting illustration.

Obama Bashed Bush on Rushing Legislation—then does the same thing

The Naked Emperor has unearthed the following November 22, 2004 interview by lefty radio host Randi Rhodes chatting with the newly elected junior senator Barack Obama in which Obama blasted President Bush for rushing through budgets "that are a foot high and nobody has any idea what's in them and nobody has read them."

Does that ring any bells? Think President Obama's 1,071-page Porkulus Package—a measure rushed so quickly, Congress didn't have time to read it before voting to pass it.

Sounds like another Obama waffle . . . or a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Obama's Muslim Roots Exposed: We Were Right

When we introduced our OBAMA WAFFLES political satire last fall, we were blasted for placing Obama on the top of the box dressed in a turban. The point we were making was simply to indicate there was some debate about his Muslim background. He denied any connection, but there was evidence to the contrary. Whoopi Goldberg and the girls on ABC's THE VIEW were especially upset at that depiction, claiming Obama had nothing to do with the Muslim faith.

Looks like we were right and our critics were wrong.

ABC News reported last night that Team Obama is admitting that Pres. Barack Hussein Obama has, in fact, Muslim roots. They cite Denis McDonough, Obama's National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications, as saying, "the President himself experienced Islam on three continents before he was able to—or before he's been able to visit, really, the heart of the Islamic world—you know, growing up in Indonesia, having a Muslim father—obviously Muslim Americans (are) a key part of Illinois and Chicago."

That's pretty amazing from Pres. Obama, a guy who once attempted to distance himself from his own middle name, as ABC News reported last year and who also claimed that those who said he had Muslim roots were "just making stuff up." Frankly, we don't care if he IS a Muslim, we'd just like the truth without the waffling.

In true wafflicious fashion, Obama is now waffling on his previous denials. When speaking to the Turkish Parliament on April 6, 2009, Obama talked about how many "Americans have Muslims in their families or have lived in a Muslim majority country. I know, because I am one of them."

And, ABC reporters Jake Tapper and Sunien Miller observe, "Since the election . . . with the threat of the rumors at least somewhat abated, the White House has been increasingly forthcoming about the president's roots. Especially when reaching out to the Muslim world."

Suddenly it looks like we were prophetic.

What's next? Maybe the White House will finally start admitting Obama is a socialist, too.